Time for more of Aaronโs comments that Iโve collected over the years!ย ๐
I just watched Aaron chow down 4 slices of taco pizza that I fixed. Then he said, “You know, Mom……….that wasn’t my favorite.” And it took you FOUR slices to figure this out, Aaron?!
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This week, Luke B has started the next part of our remodel. It did not go unnoticed by Aaron yesterday that the baseboards in the hall are gone. He charged into the room where I was, excited and bothered.
“MOM!!! Why is Luke digging up the bottom of our house?!!” ๐ ๐ง
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I’m heating up leftovers for supper tonight. Aaron decided he wanted some Ravioli Lasagna.
The time was 4:36.
Me: Aaron, do you want me to heat up your Ravioli Lasagna now?
Aaron: No. It’s not 5:00.
Gary: Are you hungry?
Aaron: Yes. But it’s not 5:00.
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Gary’s working on his truck mirrors. Aaron was outside talking to him (of course!), so when Aaron came inside, I asked him what Gary was doing. His answer?
“Dad’s working on his look-out mirrors!” ๐ ๐ ๐
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I ordered a game for Aaron yesterday. I told him it will arrive in a week or in 10 days. Today he said, “So it’ll arrive in a week or in 10 days, which is a week & 3 days. That’s all, right?” He must know the EXACT day. We’ll have this conversation for the next week or week & 3 days! If it doesn’t arrive on time, I may take a trip for a week or a week & 3 days – far away!
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Me, at 11:37: Aaron, do you want some lunch? Some pizza?
Aaron: No. It’s not 12:00. Don’t rush me!
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I told Aaron that Gary and I were going out tonight. His response: “OK. Scram.” He doesn’t waste words.
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I was trimming our big Rose of Sharon bushes while Gary worked on our bathroom remodel. Aaron was helping me put the limbs in a trash can. He could tell that I was getting tired, so he had an idea.
“Mom! You should take a break…and fix supper.” ๐ ๐
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Aaron had seizures night before last and into the day yesterday. He was slow and quiet and all the other things that go into a seizure day.
But today…total opposite for sure. He was out of bed way too early for me on a Saturday morning, but not for him!
“MOM!! I woke up at 7:59, but I stayed in bed till 8:00! Was that good to stay in bed till 8:00?!”
Let me think before I answer that, Aaron. ๐ค๐
Trust me, I was trying to pull up all my sympathetic feelings from yesterday as he stood in front of me before 8:30, fully showered and dressed and mouth working overtime
He followed Gary around like a little puppy, talking about anything and everything.
“DAD!! Have you heard about…?”
“DAD!! Have you heard about…?”
Finally, Gary muttered something for only me to hear…something about motor mouth. But sharp-eared Aaron heard it.
“YEAH, DAD!! Have you heard about Mighty Mouse?!!”
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Aaron, talking about someone who got pulled over for speeding (it wasn’t me!!): “He was supposed to be going the speeding of 30, but he was going faster than that!”
The moral of this story: Speed the speed limit!!
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Aaron asked me to fix him some apples. Then came the big decision about when to eat the apples. Finally, he had a plan.
“I know, Mom! I’ll watch Pirates of the Caribbean during my apples!” ๐๐
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Aaron had one seizure last night. When he only has one seizure instead of three or four, that’s when he seems prone to having the serious drop seizures that have caused injuries. I ran out this morning before Gary went to work and bought Aaron a helmet.
Aaron is staying home today to:
- See if he has anymore seizures.
- Participate in helmet training
So far, we have seen:
- No more seizures
- No helmet training participation
I have constructed a scientific formula based on our testing today.
Autism + Helmet = BIG FAT NO!!!!
Further testing and participation look doubtful. ๐ง๐๐ฌ๐
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I’ve shared before about how Aaron has a very difficult time understanding and remembering family relationships. Remember when he was struggling with the fact that Andrea was going to marry Kyle? We told him that he wasn’t losing Andrea but instead would gain a brother. Then on a bad day, he responded, “I DON’T want Andrea to marry Kyle!! I don’t need a Grand-brother!!” ๐
So the other day, this happened:
“Mom, guess who picks up Chris at Paradigm? Sometimes his younger dad, and sometimes his grandfather!!” ๐๐จโ๐ฆฐ๐ด
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Aaron: Mom, do you want to play Skip-Bo?
Me: Mmmmm…..
Aaron: Do you want to?
Me: I don’t know.
Aaron: So do you want to play Skip-Bo?
Me: Mmmmm…..
Aaron: Do you want to?
Me: I’m thinking.
Aaron: Well, I wish your thinking would HURRY!!
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LOL and I needed that laugh!
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Aaron is such a character! My favorite was to take a break and fix supper!
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Just like a man, right?! ๐ ๐
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Absolutely!
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Funny stuff, Patty! I enjoyed this one: “Me, at 11:37: Aaron, do you want some lunch? Some pizza? Aaron: No. Itโs not 12:00. Donโt rush me!” And when Aaron told you to relax from your yard-work and make dinner… That’s built-in comedy for sure. Blessings of Hope and Joy! โฅ
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Thank you, Jacquie! He does make us laugh, and sometimes NOT laugh. But laughter is always best! Bless you, my friend. โฅ๏ธ
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There are some humdingers this time.
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Oh boy I love these!! Had to read them out loud to the family today…I should share some of Jeffreyโs sayings sometime on my blog.
Today he was on a roll about how he needs to keep his beard shaved because he doesnโt want hair in his mouth when eating…Then he obsessed so much about it that he looked at my mom and said mom do you think that thereโs going to be razors in heaven? Mom said I doubt youโll need them there so now he assumes weโre going to all be hairless in Heaven one day!!
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Glad you enjoyed them, Alicia. And I would love it if you would share some of Jeffreyโs sayings. Iโm sure everybody would. Hairless in heaven! Haha!! ๐
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