Here are more of Aaron’s sayings, collected over the years. Have fun reading!
Aaron and I finished our Skip-Bo game. I reached out to get some cards that he was handing me.
Aaron: Your hands are skinny……
And all I heard was the word “skinny.” Something on me was identified as skinny??!!
Aaron (continuing): …..like an alien.
I’ll take it!
While talking about his group this morning, Aaron said, “Mom, a girl there likes me. I would put it as she doesn’t love me but she likes me.”
Aaron drinks water or other beverages like he’s in a contest to see who can down his drink the fastest. He turns it up, chug-a-lugs, and down it goes. He even drinks his coffee that way, once it cools, which is a total travesty. We’re always telling him to slow down…savor each sip…taste each swallow.
Today I fixed him some hot tea that he wanted. He came downstairs later, cup empty, and gave me this report:
“Mom! I was not drinking all of it. I was just drinking PARTS of it!”
In other words, he SIPPED his tea! But as usual, his description is far more interesting than ours. 😁🥃☕🥛
Oh, silly people who call this little round thing a coaster. Aaron told me the correct name last night.
This is a drink plate.
Aaron was telling me all about the chicken in the deli at Dillon’s.
“They have fried chicken. They have that chicken with no bones. And they have pop-tart chicken!”
Um, that would be popcorn chicken, Aaron. But with pop-tart chicken you could have breakfast and lunch in one!
Aaron and I were talking about how some people do bad things, and that the color of a person’s skin doesn’t make them bad or not bad. He thought a minute and then said, “So not a person’s skin or their species makes them bad?”
Species? Let’s start over.
Yesterday Aaron and I were listening to Zac Brown.
Zac Brown: …and if you say that I’m too late, I’ll curl up and die in misery.
Aaron laughed and laughed.
Me: Why are you laughing at that?
Aaron: He said he would curl up by Miss Ugly!!
I’m afraid I let this life lesson pass right by as we both dissolved in laughter. 🤪😂😂
Aaron had a seizure last night. Just one, but is he ever wired this morning! He was out of bed very early and has talked pretty well nonstop. He considered playing a game on his computer, but I reminded him that this is not a good idea after having a seizure.
Me: Aaron, you know that playing a game might get your brain too riled up.
Aaron: So a game might make me wild up?
I didn’t tell Aaron, but I actually think it’s too late to stop that! 🤪♥️♥️
In Wal-Mart today, Aaron’s eyes latched on to a display of colorful, adorable, stuffed pigs. He instantly latched on to the brightest one there. He had me when he said, “Can I own him?” 😃
Aaron may be our adult son, but sometimes he’s just still so cute and dear. ❤️
And he now owns a very bright pig!
I was frustrated with Aaron today when I picked him up from his day group because he told me he had given some of his money away to a friend. We work and work to make him stop giving away his money, but still he sometimes does this.
So, I gave him the lecture.
Then I gave a big sigh.
Aaron: Mom, don’t fight and don’t breathe!
Well, I guess if I quit breathing then I would also quit fighting. 😜🤔
Since Gary and I got home from Houston, and after all of Aaron’s weekend seizures, he’s been telling us that his legs are weak. Finally, yesterday, he got it figured out.
“Mom, I think those six seizures stiffed my legs!!”
I want to show I’m sorry about his legs, but it sure is hard not to laugh at his wonderful way with words.
Aaron and I got home from eating lunch out (at last!!), and then running several errands. He was very compliant with staying near me while we were out, using hand sanitizer at the air base before we could enter, and only walking one way up and down the store aisles. 🙄
Soon after we were home, he wanted a piece of cake that we made the other day, so I told him to wash his hands. He finally showed his frustration.
“Is that a government law??” he asked with disdain.
I assured him it was Mom’s law and he REALLY better obey that one!! 😂😂
Andrea got me some beautiful roses and there are some ferns mixed in. Aaron saw pieces of the ferns that had fallen on the table and asked what they were. “Mom, I thought your hair was shredding on the table.” I hope not. I have enough hair problems without adding shredded hair to the list!
Aaron: “So are you getting something special since it’s your Mother’s Day?”
I walked over to him, put my arm around him and said, “Well, a hug is special.”
Aaron: “I was talking about food!!”
Ah, if Mom gets special food then Aaron might get special food. Smart boy!
Gary took Aaron out today, and when they came home, in walked Aaron with his arms full of candy and cookies and a really fun card for me.
Aaron: Here, Mom! These are for you.
Me: Wow, Aaron! Thank you so much!!
Then I decided to tease him a little.
Me: So, do I have to share these with you?
Aaron: No. I don’t like any of them.
And off he walked.
Never underestimate Aaron’s honesty and clarity. 😀😀
‘Til next time! And trust me, there WILL be a next time! 🙂