Aaron’s Funny Comments
In keeping with the name of this blog……He Said WHAT?……I decided to just share some of Aaron’s funny comments. I keep notes on my phone, in a notebook, on slips of paper – just wherever I can quickly jot down what he says. I can’t remember for long the unique way that he has of expressing himself, so I do lots of grabbing and writing. Maybe this will give you a reason to smile today. Here goes!
Chick Flick: “Annie is a girl movie. Not a boy movie kind of way.”
About his thinning hair, as he explained that he’s not totally bald: “I don’t mean being bald in one spot. I mean being bald on different parts of my head.”
After hitting his knee on the wall: “I think I knocked my muscle!”
Aliens: “That alien had a mad eye.”
Accents: “What kind of accent are they from? British?”
Aaron: “Barb listens to Zach Brown.” Me: “Does she like them?” Aaron: “I don’t know. I didn’t get to that yet.”
Commercial for Olive Garden: “I remember when I got sick at Oliver Garden.”
Famous name: “Sir Francis Bacon reminds me of food.”
Why does he need two deodorants? “I’m separate. I keep one in the bathroom for after I shower, and one in my bedroom for night.”
Coupons: “Do you think razor coupons are getting famous?”
Basketball: “Your Wichita State is the one with the blue suit on.”
Sponge Bob: “I’m not a Sponge Bob cartoon watcher.”
Money for mall food: “You didn’t give me enough for $5.36. You only gave me $5.24.”
Describing shrimp: “It’s a twist thing.”
Eating pizza: “There’s a piece to a sausage on the floor. Can Jackson have it?”
Letting Jackson lick his milkshake cup: “I’m just giving him the pieces that are on the wall of the milkshake.”
After his tooth was filled: “The hurtness is almost gone.”
Describing a tea bag: “Where’s the tea filling?”
I hope that some of these Aaronisms made you smile, and maybe even laugh, today. I whittled down some of my list, but there are many more where those came from. And as soon as Aaron zooms in the door today, I better be ready to hear some more.
Enjoy your world today, everyone! Pay attention to every detail, because you just might miss something if you don’t.
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