I posted this little piece on my Facebook page this morning, and decided…..in keeping with this blog title of He Said WHAT?!…..that I should post it here as well. Enjoy! And welcome to my world, daily my world, thanks to Aaron! 🙂
Aaron could have slept in today, but NOOOO…..he was up before the light of dawn! He’s raring to go to his yearly meeting at Carlos O’Kelly’s. A lunch meeting, which is hours away. Sigh. He just came bounding in the kitchen.
Aaron: MOM!! People kiss on Star Trek!
Me: OK. (I figured that was a safe response)
Aaron: Is it OK to kiss?
Me: It depends on who you kiss. (Now I’m worried).
Aaron: So who can you kiss?
Me: (I almost said, “Lots of people,” but my coffee kicked in and I thought better of it). You can kiss your husband or your wife.
Aaron: Well, on Star Trek a woman came from another planet and she kissed Captain James T. Kirk!!
Me: OK. (Another safe response, I hope) (Although I could have told him that he could kiss someone from another planet. That’s pretty safe.)
Aaron: When they kissed, I said, “SEXY!!” (No surprise. He says, “SEXY!!” when Pat Sajak hugs a contestant on Wheel of Fortune!)
Me: (No response) (Hoping he will go take his shower)
Aaron: Is it OK to say, “SEXY?!”
Me: (searching for wisdom) Yes, it’s OK to say sexy, but you don’t need to go around saying it to everybody.
Aaron: Well, the next time you and Dad kiss, I’m saying, “SEXY!!”
Me: That’s fine. (Please let this be the end!)
Aaron: SEXY!! (Finally walking away!)
I guess I should inform Gary that we will now have our own cheering section when we kiss.